A lightweight, breathable tee that pairs vintage outdoors artwork with dark humor. The front shows a tranquil mountain lake scene in soft teal, overlaid with bold red lettering that reads "ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE! BUT SO ARE SERIAL KILLERS." It feels like an offbeat campfire story: equal parts retro national-park postcard and tongue-in-cheek warning. Wear it on weekend hikes, late-night drives, or casual hangouts when you want to spark a laugh (or an eyebrow raise). The soft Airlume combed cotton fabric and retail crew fit make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear on its own, while a tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. Ethically sourced and REACH certified, this tee blends playful grit with everyday comfort. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable wear - Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability - Side seams for lasting structure and a neat retail fit that layers well - Printing: crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label options via DTF/DTG depending on provider - Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association & Platinum WRAP) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean